Introducing The freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service

ffs coming to you live with an exciting new exclusive opportunity. Starting now, you will have the privilege of joining an elite club of likeminded individuals when you subscribe to the freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service. Starting at a very reasonable $5.99 USD a day, members of the freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service will get exclusive access to innovative, new freefootballscholarships features!

Just what are these, you ask?

There’s nearly too much to mention!

But first, let’s talk cost. Running this site isn’t free. Based off the opportunity cost of the time it takes me to write posts, it is estimated that the yearly operating costs of freefootballscholarships is in the hundreds of thousands. I’d like to keep all my content free for my loyal readers, but that’s just not a reality in this changing global marketplace. And so, I am pleased to announce the three tiers of the freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service:

  1. Basic: 5.99/day, 149.99/month, 999.99/year
  2. Plus: 6.99/day, 299.99/month, 1999.99/year
  3. Plus Gold: 99.99/day, 1999.99/month, 52999.99/year

(All prices in USD unless otherwise noted)

I know what you’re going to say and yes, I should be charging more. But I’m working hard to keep costs low so all my readers, regardless of tax bracket, can enjoy all that freefootballscholarships has to offer. Now, on to the good stuff.

What are the Benefits of a freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service Basic Subscription?

With a basic subscription, you’ll get access to all the PREMIUM content enjoyed by regular readers of the site. That includes such hit articles as “Part 6 of My Horror Novel”, “Old Greek Stories Told Through Bro Talk”, and “A Timeline of the Obama Administration”. But that’s not all! Subscribe today, and I will also email you a .rar file of David Bowie’s lost 2001 album Toy, an album that contains early drafts of songs that would later appear on Heathen!

What are the Benefits of a freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service Plus Subscription?

Now, I know, again, exactly what you’re saying: the freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service Basic Subscription is everything I’ll ever need, what more could I ask for? And that’s why, exclusive for Plus Members, a freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service Plus Subscription will include EXCLUSIVE deleted scenes from freefootballscholarships’ long-running Soap Opera, Decadence. Here’s an example of the type of content you’ll be receiving if you sign up for this premium service:

Kendra Von Puter removed the vape from her mouth and turned to her fiancée, Sebastien, and spake, “Hey man, you vape?”

“Fuck yeah, I vape.”

What are the Benefits of a freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service Plus Gold Subscription?

That’s right, there’s more. At the risk of being too generous, I have opted to include a Gold Plus Subscription. Not only will you receive Deleted Scenes and David Bowie’s lost 2001 album Toy, but you’ll also receive—for a limited time—one photograph of a sunset.  Note: this photograph will be taken from my iPhone and will be the same for all members.

2 thoughts on “Introducing The freefootballscholarships Premium Members-Only Subscription Service

  1. We totally agree that monetization is an utterly impoverished approach to relationships. You might be interested in looking at literature based on gift economies based on abundance rather than scarcity (i.e. lost opportunity cost). See Lewis Hyde.

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